Retired 2 Years Ago Hoodie — “Don’t Tell My Boss” Funny Retirement Sweatshirt

Description

It’s the perfect inside joke for anyone who’s mentally clocked out of the 9-to-5 but is still hanging around the office… or just doesn’t miss it one bit. Throw it on for slow coffee mornings, campground evenings, road trips, or lazy days when your only “meeting” is with the couch.

The classic fit and cozy fleece blend make it easy to wear and easy to pair with jeans, joggers, or lounge pants. It feels comforting, familiar, and just mischievous enough to get a laugh from anyone who reads it.

Product features

• Soft, mid-weight hoodie with classic, unisex fit

• Kangaroo pouch pocket for warm hands and handy storage

• Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord

• Durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend for softness and shape retention

• Tear-away label and double-lined hood for added comfort

• Printed design made to stand up to everyday wear

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors

• Use mild detergent; non-chlorine bleach only when needed

• Tumble dry low or hang to dry

• Do not iron directly on the print

Great as a retirement gag gift, a “quiet quit” joke, or a treat-yourself hoodie for anyone who’s happily “retired” from the grind.