It’s the perfect inside joke for anyone who’s mentally clocked out of the 9-to-5 but is still hanging around the office… or just doesn’t miss it one bit. Throw it on for slow coffee mornings, campground evenings, road trips, or lazy days when your only “meeting” is with the couch.

The classic fit and cozy fleece blend make it easy to wear and easy to pair with jeans, joggers, or lounge pants. It feels comforting, familiar, and just mischievous enough to get a laugh from anyone who reads it.

Product features

Soft, mid-weight hoodie with classic, unisex fit
Kangaroo pouch pocket for warm hands and handy storage
Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord
Durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend for softness and shape retention
Tear-away label and double-lined hood for added comfort
Printed design made to stand up to everyday wear

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
Use mild detergent; non-chlorine bleach only when needed
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on the print

Great as a retirement gag gift, a “quiet quit” joke, or a treat-yourself hoodie for anyone who’s happily “retired” from the grind.

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