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Retired 2 Years Ago Mug — Funny Retirement Coffee Cup (‘Don’t Tell My Boss’)

$19.99

Classic 11oz ceramic mug featuring the cheeky line “Retired 2 Years Ago — Don’t Tell My Boss.” A perfect companion for morning coffee, quiet afternoons, or gifting to a retiree with a sense of humor.

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Description

This white ceramic mug brings a quietly cheeky laugh to morning coffee and slow afternoons. Clean, bold text sits against a smooth white backdrop — a low-key statement for someone who’s stepped away from the grind and is savoring the lighter side of retirement. The C-handle feels steady in hand, and the rounded rim and classic 11oz size make it easy to sip from while reading the paper or chatting with friends.

It’s sturdy enough for daily use but subtle enough to sit on a desk or kitchen shelf without shouting for attention.

Product features

  • 11 oz white ceramic mug with rounded rim

  • C-shaped handle for a comfortable, secure grip

  • Microwave-safe for reheating drinks

  • Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning

  • Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe materials

Care instructions

  • Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

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