Funny Retirement Hoodie – I May Be Old… Ugh, What Was I Gonna Say?

Description

Soft, cozy, and quietly funny — this midweight hooded sweatshirt wraps you in warmth and wry wit. The front reads “I May Be Old… Ugh, what was I gonna say?” in a clean, understated type, giving the hoodie a low-key, relatable humor that feels like something a close friend would say. The double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord, and roomy kangaroo pocket make it practical for chilly mornings, errands, or curling up with coffee. Knit without side seams and made from a balanced cotton/polyester blend, it keeps its shape while staying soft against the skin. Wear it around the house, while running quick errands, or to a casual hangout — it settles into your everyday rhythm and gets laughs without trying too hard.

Product features
– Roomy kangaroo pocket for hand warmth and convenience
– Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
– Soft 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (medium-heavy weight) for warmth and durability
– Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, clean fit
– DTG/DTF-friendly construction; optional embroidery placements available

Care instructions
– Tumble dry: medium
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed