Coffee-fueled gear, books, and helpful resources for the world’s longest coffee break ☕
Shirts & Merch • Books • Resources
Shirts & Merch
Retirement humor you can wear. Click through to pick your color/size.
World’s Longest Coffee Break Tee
Signature Retired & Trying classic. Pairs well with hot coffee and zero meetings.
Retired, Not Expired
Let ’em know you’re off the clock — not off your game.
Yes, I’m Retired. No MLM.
A polite way to say “no thanks” that still gets a laugh.
Books
Guides and journals for living well after 9-to-5.
From the Floor to Six Figures
Practical lessons from the plant floor to leadership — straight talk, zero fluff.
Gratitude Journal – Daily Reflections
Five minutes a day to keep perspective — and keep the smile going.
Resources
Tools I use and recommend — some links may be affiliates.
LegalShield
Affordable legal help for everyday life. Great peace of mind in retirement.
Fuel the Coffee Fund
Enjoying the world’s longest coffee break? Chip in to keep it brewing.