Description
A soft, roomy hoodie that speaks with a wink. Lightweight but warm, this sweatshirt features a clean, minimalist front print that reads: “Retired — Self Employed — No Difference.” It settles into the shoulders and pouch like an easy companion for slow mornings, tinkering in the shed, or signing off errands on your own timetable.
The simple text design keeps the joke front and center without being loud or fussy. It’s the kind of hoodie you can throw on for coffee runs, grandkid duty, or long weekends away—and still feel put-together in every photo.
Product features
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Cozy medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and smooth printing
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Kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and holds essentials
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Adjustable double-lined hood with drawcord for added comfort
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Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
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Tear-away inner label for comfort
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DTG/DTF-ready print designed to stay crisp over time
Care instructions
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Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
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Only non-chlorine bleach when needed
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Tumble dry low or hang to dry
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Do not iron directly on the print
Makes an easy, laugh-out-loud gift for retirees, self-employed hustlers, side-gig legends, and anyone who knows that “retired” is just another kind of full-time job.
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