Retired 2 Years Ago T-Shirt — Funny Retirement Tee (Don’t Tell My Boss) White Letters

Description

A soft, classic cotton tee that says it all with a quiet wink. The front reads “RETIRED / 2 YEARS AGO / don’t tell my boss” in clean, bold type, turning this into the perfect funny retirement shirt for anyone who still jokes about the old 9-to-5. It sits comfortably on the shoulders, drapes in a relaxed fit, and is the kind of tee you reach for when you want to lounge, run errands, or show up to family brunch with a light-hearted secret. The plain back keeps the look simple and versatile, while the smooth, durable fabric holds the printed details so the message stays sharp wash after wash. This shirt feels like the comfortable truth: relaxed, honest, and just a little bit sly.

Product features

• Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort and longevity

• Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste

• Ribbed, seam-free collar and twill shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

• Soft, tear-away label and ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex–certified materials (EU 2-year warranty)

• Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main design) that keep text crisp and detailed

Care instructions

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Do not iron directly on the print

• Do not dry-clean

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F); tumble dry low or hang to dry