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Retired — Self Employed No Difference T-Shirt Black Letters

$27.99

“Retired / Self Employed / No Difference.” A funny, comfortable cotton T-shirt for anyone balancing freedom, humor, and the ‘busy’ life after work.

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Description

This classic cotton tee wears its humor with quiet confidence. Soft, smooth fabric and a neat crew neckline let the understated message—”Retired / Self Employed / No Difference”—take center stage. It reads like a knowing wink at slow mornings, flexible schedules, and the small rebellions of setting your own pace. Light, breathable, and unpretentious, the shirt slips into weekend routines, backyard breakfasts, and casual meetups with friends who appreciate dry humor and honest living.

Product features
– Durable 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² fabric for year-round comfort
– Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth fit and reduced fabric waste
– Ribbed, seamless crew collar and twill shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
– DTG and DTF printing used for crisp, detailed text; tear-away label for itch-free wear
– Certified safe and ethically made: Oeko‑Tex certified, US cotton sourcing, EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

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